I'll holla for a dolla :) $$ but fr follow Kaylie because I made her into a meme but I know she still loves me. Her URL is altheaven. Now ask me questions and stuff. <3

rampagey:

breakingdads:

hemingay:

bagmilk:

*doctor voice* congratulations! it’s a brony!

put it back

Nah once a brony leaves his mother he never enters a woman again

I laughed so hard all air has left my lungs and blew a hole through the wall.

(Source: bagmilk, via sorry)

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Kid:Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
Cashier:Are you 18?
Kid:It's okay, they're a metaphor.
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pajamaswag:

Rule 34(tumblr edition): If it exists, there is an essay about why it offends a subgroup of people.

(via pajamaswag)

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warriorinthemaking:

lucas better keep his little mouth shut

warriorinthemaking:

lucas better keep his little mouth shut

(Source: lttlgrmln, via oswinandargent)

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tylanderrr:

capnskull:

I can’t hear you, I’m wearing my jacuzzi suit!

It’s 2014. Why aren’t these real.

tylanderrr:

capnskull:

I can’t hear you, I’m wearing my jacuzzi suit!

It’s 2014. Why aren’t these real.

(via pizza)

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tom-marvolo-dildo:

madilee23:

skeletonflight:

AU The Fault In Our Stars where Hazel Grace succumbs to the cancer and dies and in the last scene all you see is Augustus standing out side with a cigarette between his lips and a hand slowly reaching up to light it.

HOW ABOUT NO

WOW I DIDNT KNOW SOMETHING COULD BE WORSE THAN THE ACTUAL ENDING NOPE BYE

(via doctorharleenfrancesquinzel)

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deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called disappointing your mother

(via doctorharleenfrancesquinzel)

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